Bikini Bottom
- SpongeBob: Got a deal, Rick.
- Patrick: Rick?!? My name's not Rick.
Outside of Squidward's House
- Patrick: Squidward. Can I come in?
- Squidward: Go Away, Rick. (Slams door)
- Patrick: Hey. My name's not Rick. It's Patrick. I'm sick of everyone calling me Rick.
- Patrick: (Walks out of Squidward's house)
Krusty Krab
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. We got the customers here waiting for your order.
- SpongeBob: Aye-Aye, Mr. Krabs.
- Patrick:
- Squidward: What's Rick doing here?
- Mr. Krabs: What's going on, Rick.
- Patrick: I'm having had enough of being called Rick.
- Customers: Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick....
- Patrick: My name's Not...
- SpongeBob: Patrick. No.
- Patrick: My Name's Not...
- Patrick: (Growling)
- SpongeBob: Don't call him Rick. He might get mad.
- Customers: Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick....
- Patrick: THAT'S IT!!! PATRICK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! Woohoo. (Pounds his chest like a gorilla)
- Patrick chases Customers away angrily
Bikini Bottom
- Patrick throws things at theme and destroyed the buildings.
- Pearl: What's going on?
- Patrick: (Mumbling furiously)
- Pearl: (Screaming)
- Patrick: (Furiously destroys Pearl's room)
- Pearl: Stop it. Stop it. (Crying)
- Patrick: (Jumps out of her bedroom window)
- Patrick: (Growling)
- Police: We got a chubby pink starfish on the lose.
- The police car drives by Patrick
- Patrick: (Roaring)
- Patrick: My Name's....Not....RIIIIIIIICK!!!